No mate it's because I've eaten too much crap and the Austrian smoked cheese I've just eaten hasn't mixed well with pepsi cola.
WINNERS ROY MUNSON HORACE ROLAND ALBERT Special mention to Eddie's Plodders and Albert for picking Cordero who we'd already signed.
I like a cheesy biscuit! Soggy biscuits are a bit grim, however. Alas, I'm not at the party so they can have whichever biscuit they like.