I’ve cast my vote but I’d just like to remind everyone that - “Farke’n’Howe, what a game!” really did deserve to be allowed through, and if you agree then any “Likes” this post get will show support for rule changes. I’m not saying this might as well be run by Trevor… I’m not saying that… but do your own research.
In the event it's still allowed - here's my submission: "Unable to Nick it: Woltermade can only watch Toothless Toon"
Seeing as the deadline was brought forward, I have added both of these in, but worth noting people had already started voting (and can't edit votes). That's as fair as I can make it.
The Obi option for me. he truly is the: Prince of pork Duke of Dumplings Baron of the buffet Lord of the Lard Captain of the Calorie
Really, my entry has been a bit misunderstood... "Trev's a ****" Ole, Ole... That was my aim... devastated.
I have an excuse though as Trev has treated my people with nothing but didain for centuries and we can track our lineage all the way back to the 2nd world war.
RESULTS ANNOUNCEMENT The votes have been cast and the results are in for the all new and improved "Better than Trev's Headline Game, Headline Game" - Leeds vs Toon. And wow, what a contest it has been. Unlike any of the wet fart efforts produced by Trev. First off, well done to all who participated in this fair, open and gentlemanly contest in the good sporting manner we intended. However, we do unfortunately have some rule violations to contend with, despite the very clear instructions provided: 1. Both GG and Munson fell into the trap of voting for their own entries, which is a clear breach of rule #4. Oh dear. Unfortunately, these votes do not count. 2. Chippy not only entered himself with his purple dildo (ooh-eerr) after the deadline, but also broke rule #4 (no voting for yourself) AND rule #5 (no sock voting) on multiple counts. And it wasn't even an official submission posted in the thread, just a Mod addition to poll itself. Oh dear. Unfortunately, this entry and all the associated votes do not count. 3. CaraMatt attempted to blatantly cheat, however after a public apology and some back-tracking (following being caught red handed) he was allowed to continue in the competition, due to the kind hearted nature of the firm but fair gamesmaster. This leaves 5 remaining entries that each received valid votes. Magdad and CaraMatt split the faithful "is a ****" voters by presenting them with two options (for Trev and Isak respectively). Ordinarily, "Trev's a ****" would understandably win in any given week. However, due to CaraMatt's very timely and newsworthy entry of "Isak is a ****, ole ole" he divided the "is a ****" voters right down the middle. Therefore, neither attracted enough votes to win this time. Note: Fadge had also tried to be part of the "is a ****" subssion gang, but unfortunately hadn't quite made this clear enough to the judges. Despite missing the deadline, the kind hearted gamesmaster allowed late entries for both Judge and Geordie Halfbreed, with each one attracting an admiral late vote. But it just wasn't quite enough for them this time. This left one final, outstanding, entry to steal the charge. The one that received by far the most votes - by you, the people. Recognising the original creativity, flair, wit and inteligence of this phenomenal writer. Yes, the winner of the inagural "All New, Better Than Trev's Headline Game, Headline Game" is.... <drumroll> Obi Wan Well, what can I say. Thank you to everyone who voted for me, and thanks to my family, friends and agent. This is the just reward for maintaining the highest standards of integrity, honour and respect - especially during such challenging times. Hopefully other gamesmasters will take note of this role model behaviour. Thank you.
