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    Last time I went on holiday, I flew with BA.

    I won’t be doing that again, all he kept saying was, "I ain’t getting on no plane."
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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    Back in the 70s my father was the first man to cross a tortoise with a badger.

    His Todger was the talk of the street.....
     
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    Andre Onana tried to withdraw cash. He realised he hadn’t saved anything

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