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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    BREAKING: Italian manager Samuele Allardycini has put his name forward for the Man United job.


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    During my wife's labour, the nurse came up to me and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"
    I said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."
     
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    I love proving people wrong.
    Like when people say 'pleased to meet you'.
    I soon make them regret it.
     
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    I was in a pub quiz last night and one of the questions was: What have Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue and Julia Roberts got in common?
    Apparently, women who I've masturbated to was not the answer.
     
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    spirit of 73 and Gil T Azell like this.

  11. Gordon Armstrong

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    Could this tempt councils to remove speed cameras <whistle>
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    “Faculty”.
    Cockney for, “There’s no more PG Tips”
     
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    Noah's diary : day 43. Wooly mammoth soup is f*cking delicious.
     
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    I saved loads of money on my car insurance today.
    I f*cked off from the scene of the accident.
     
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    I said to my mate, "I read War and Peace last night."
    "Did it take you long?" He asked.
    "Nah, about a second" I said, "it's only 3 words."
     
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