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The all new: "Better than Trev's Headline Game, Headline Game": Leeds vs Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obi Wan, Aug 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Yes, that's right, you the people have spoken - and we have listened.

    You want a headline game that has honesty and integrity at all levels, with a genuine chance for anyone to win. Not a corrupt farce where the gamesmaster always fixes it so he/she wins every time.

    So here is the all new: "Better than Trev's Headline Game, Headline Game". First up, Leeds vs Toon match.

    Rules:

    1. One headline entry allowed per person. Your first post in this thread will be regarded as your headline entry, so be careful what you post Any subsequent posts will be deemed as comments only.

    2. Headline submissions to be made by 9.00pm Monday 1st September 2025.

    3. If there are 5 or more submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 3 entries will then go to a second and final vote.

    4. You cannot vote for yourself when voting starts. Any such votes will be excluded from the final count and so will be a wasted vote.

    5. Headline entries and any votes by known sock accounts will be excluded from any official vote counts.

    6. Due to ongoing Interpol investigations, Trev (aka Rum and Black for 2) will not be allowed to enter the competition and his votes will not count. Any comments he posts will be deleted.

    Good luck everyone. It could be you.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Trevs a ****
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    For Farke sake, Howe did we not win?
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    As a one off, new game promotional offer, I will take that 2nd post as your official entry, rather than this one...


    ... if you like.
     
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    Ole, ole…
     
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    Isak’s a **** Ole Ole
     
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  8. CaraMatt

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    Credits to Fadge for prompting that.

    credit to Obi for the very welcome putsch
     
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    4 entries posted within 20 minutes of go live. Proving this all new, transparent format is already far more popular than Trev's corrupt farce of a game.
     
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  10. CaraMatt

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    It’s our very own Arab spring…

    We feel liberated - now we need to hunt down the HVT (High Value Trev)… probably hiding out in a hole in Tikrit by now
     
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    It is a fore shadowing of Saudi PIF breaking the dirty 6 cartel.
     
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    IMG_3954.jpeg

    Lawyer, found out, busted, on the run…. the echoes are spooky
     
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    The money pitt
     
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    Bedwetting's Back, Baby!
     
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    We have a winner. I’m not wasting my time as I can’t beat this one.
     
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    Nobody votes for anything with any imagination anyway.
     
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    One mans cult is another man's Plodders.
     
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    So far, we have:
    • Trevs a **** (Magdad)
    • For Farke sake, Howe did we not win? (Obi)
    • Ole, ole… (Fadge)
    • Isak’s a **** Ole Ole (CaraMatt)
    • The money pitt (Munson)
    • Bedwetting's Back, Baby! (DPP)
    • We have a winner. I’m not wasting my time as I can’t beat this one. (GG)
     
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    "2. Headline submissions to be made by 9.00pm Monday 1st September 2025."

    Due to the overwhelming level of popularity shown for this new and improved version of the headline game, we will bring the submission deadline forward by 24 hours.

    The new submission deadline will be 9pm tonight (Sunday 31st August).

    Not only is this new and improved version fairer, more honest and more transparent, it is also slicker and more effecient. Just as you, the people, wanted.
     
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