I walked into a new cafe near me and read the menu: Cheese Roll £2 Ham Roll £2 ****s £10 I said to the beautiful large breasted lady behind the counter “Is it you giving the ****s?” She said “yes, it’s me”. So I said “Can you wash your hands then? I’d like 2 cheese rolls please”.
I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday. There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief. It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.
