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Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Feb 3, 2025.

  1. Roy Munson.

    Roy Munson. Well-Known Member

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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    That’ll be some of the “famous” scouse humour we’ve heard much about….
     
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  3. Awaymag

    Awaymag Well-Known Member

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    You don't know how to put a bid in. You seem to have to be invited. You're so **** scared of Nufc that's why you try to keep us on a leash. Once we break free we will bite real hard.
     
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  4. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    So as I see it, Woltemade is a direct Isak replacement in style. What we lack is a hold up striker, a punt it long type. Wilson was ok at this but not great - so what we want is someone who is much better. Thats where JSL comes in. We then have the contribution of 2x£60m players vs £120m from Isak alone. It’s a moneyball approach and makes a lot of sense. If we add midfield goals then we are golden. Lopez would be nuts.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Well I guess that'll be it:

    Liverpool are expected to make an improved £130m offer for Newcastle's Sweden striker Alexander Isak, 25, with add-ons and bonuses making it a British transfer record. (Telegraph - subscription required, external)
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    When we signed Isak neutrals thought we spent too much on someone who was mediocre at best with Sociedad.

    Turned into one of our best signings tbh and now could be sold for a British record.

    Good business. Shame how it ended though, with him being a ****cunt
     
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  7. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    £130m would do me - that’s £70m profit. Extrapolated over a five year contracts that’s £350m spend potential just from profit made off Isak.
     
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  8. CaraMatt

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    This is fact.

    £375 will get you the large version… IMG_3946.png
     
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  9. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    But…. there’s competition according to AI…
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  10. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Having seen the tea-towel wearing competition…. theirs is no competition… PB is an iconic image; tea towel man is a flimsy imitation
     
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  11. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    This deserves so many more ‘likes’!

    Schlem said (of Woltemade) “He’s a 10”
    Obi said “… just your type eh”

    This is a mash-up between football parlance describing a playing position/skill set AND common rating language that people use about attractiveness.

    That’s why this is funny.

    Now that I’ve explained it, go back and put a like on Obi’s post you thick ****s. I’ll be watching.
     
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  12. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    I thought it was related to knob size :bandit:
     
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