Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Who's PB? No idea what's going on here.

But we do appear to be signing a striker, so that's good. Apparently he's about 10 feet tall, so dunno if that'll be a problem or a good thing.

 

Summary please

 

Garang Kuol's ****ed off now apparently, all good.

 

PB = poster boy. It's his (Trev's, or 'Rum & Black for 2) nickname for Hung Drawn & Quartered, due to his infamous appearance on TV while waving money at Michael Owen.

 

Watch the video of his goals. I think all will be good.

 

You like a boy band from ten years ago.

We are signing a huge German.

We might also be loaning a brilliant Italian.

Folders is using a Nokia 3310 still.

Obi has lost some weight but has said he wants to put it back on.

Magdad is high as a kite.

Im relaxed.

Roland is currently ****ing himself to death at the thought of the big German coming.

I think that covers things.

 

So outside Woltemade the sheik has been piling in with itk twitter rumours?

 

One sentence for each paragraph, giving us 2 word paragraphs. Makes it read like a telegram from the 1930s or something.

 

Lopez still being worked on......10m difference

 

Who is reporting this

 

Infamous ???

More like famous now
Still get stopped in the street
For my autograph

Ask Sombrero

 

Are you making any money out of it. You need a visit from Penny Blue like the Ibiza boss.

 

My mam....

 

Aye, walking up from the Mayfair

 

Wtf is going on

 

We are about to break the dirty 6 mate.

 

You can buy miy photo on Getty images for 400$

Unfortunately my agent spends far to much time in the Bar to collect t the fees
I should go on strike

 

Root has to be the daddy of over reaction and bedwetting surely?

 

Big time. The Saudis are going for it