I remember the days Clare Balding used to present Crufts in a lovely blouse and now she’s throwing 2 footed tackles in on Virgil Van Dijk. She’s changed
A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a c*ck for nearly two weeks now." I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around. We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
For a laugh, next time you go into a supermarket to get loads of booze and ***s, get a packet of nappies as well. When the cashier tells you how much it is, tell her you don't have enough...........and put the nappies back.
The wife came down the stairs bulging in her basque and suspenders carrying a riding whip. “Now then big boy!” She purred. “Do you fancy being led round the garden naked in your new collar?” Our vicar never did call round for tea again.
