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    Just in my local church, they asked me if I would like to join the Bell Ringers group.

    At the moment … they are just showing me the ropes….
     
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    Grandad took his pet seagull to Germany for the Sausage Festival.

    He'd taken a tern for the wurst......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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    After recent campaigning, the council finally agreed to lower the speed limit....

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    I met a girl at school , we used to meet in physics, history , Geography, Biology.

    But it didn’t last as there was no chemistry !
     
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    Any Manchester United fans looking to get away somewhere one last weekend before the kids go back to school…

    You can’t beat Grimsby this time of year.
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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    Martin Sheen American

    Barry Sheen British

    Mr Sheen Polish
     
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