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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    The ****s are at it again and Woltemade hasn’t even signed yet. Wait till they find out that we’ve just broken our transfer record to replace that carthorse Wilson <laugh><laugh>

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    Maybe we drag it out over the weekend until 6pm on Monday before announcing it whilst signing Wissa in the meantime. Isak then goes nowhere and if he comes begging with cap in hand we’ve got a ****ing mint bench and we can bring him on for 20 mins when we feel like it!
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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  2. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Kroos, after watching the game on Monday was so impressed he is signing up as a member.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Aug 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Yeah, the AH bit.

    But Roly was absolutely aghast that we hadn’t been looking at Nick when it would seem AH was sitting in the stand watching Nick whilst munching on a bratwurst.

    .<laugh>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
  4. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    Whilst I like what you’re saying. We have agreed to sell Isak because if we have not we wouldn’t be spending the money.
     
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    Gangsta Ginola, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
  5. Roy Munson.

    Roy Munson. Well-Known Member

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    Barnes to Everton for 70 million
     
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    Roy Munson., Aug 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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  6. Magdad

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    We offered more for Pedro to play in the same position.......Just saying <whistle>
     
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    Magdad, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
  8. Awaymag

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    So we are selling Isak to Barcelona. Lopez plus 60m, split in 10m for loan and then 50m obligation to buy in summer.
    Allows us to get Wissa also.
     
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    Awaymag, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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  9. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    For Liverpool?
     
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    Judge Death, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Might get you a one bedroom flat down south.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    From BBC

    Comment by WildReiver at 21:18
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    Woltemade drives an Audi

    Wor sprung durch Toon Nick

    <laugh>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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  12. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    I see shades of Zlatan in him
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Aug 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Saw the picture of Woltermade on BBC and thought it was Gordon, same **** hair
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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  14. Roland Deschain

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    Top player. I mean Bayern wanted him and couldn’t get it done. I’m more excited about this than I was about Isak.

    Just hope we get one more. Openda would be incredible but anyone would work.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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  15. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    They couldn’t because they have Kane and he wants first team football. Thats why we are getting lucky.
     
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    Gangsta Ginola, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    New additions:
    - New set piece coach - tick
    - Thiaw - tick
    - Woltemade - tick

    Now we just need someone who can actually hit a dead ball properly.
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
  17. GeordieGeezer

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    Alice seems to be impressed.

     
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    GeordieGeezer, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    As opposed to a living ball?

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Depends. If your balls are classed as living then I think I could strike them rather well with my right boot.
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
  20. Leo Billy

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    Zlatan will be happy if Isak does move, been slagging us off lately the rat. “He doesn’t want Carabao Cup Football Club anymore”

    Just want shot of Isak now, he’s been such a dramatic little girl.
     
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    Leo Billy, Aug 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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