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    Just in my local church, they asked me if I would like to join the Bell Ringers group.

    At the moment … they are just showing me the ropes….
     
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    Grandad took his pet seagull to Germany for the Sausage Festival.

    He'd taken a tern for the wurst......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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    After recent campaigning, the council finally agreed to lower the speed limit....

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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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