Off Topic The Victims Headline Game

After the successful return of the Headline Game here quickly follows version deux.

To remind everyone of the rules as most people on the board came second to Gerry the Goldfish in the memory exam they are as follows:

Rules as before:

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 28th August 2025
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. You cannot vote for yourself when voting starts.
5. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

Well who is man enough to try? Can anyone beat the undisputed King of the Headline Game, Rum & Black for 2, in this much sought after title of all titles. Now is the time to stand up and be counted without use of fingers. Are you a wannabee or are you a bee?

 

Toon robbed by the Victims

 

Tremendous Trev Retains Headline Title

 

Newcastle's 12th man, the fans, defeated by Liverpool's 12th man, the ref.

 

For **** sake

 

You should save that post for when you see the announcement of Trev's victory.

 

Pope left standard by 16 year old boy

 

Late-Night Robbery: Brave toon mugged by Scouse teen

 

Corrupt officials strike again.

 

Well if you think I’m joining in with this circus a second time….. pah

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, etc etc

 

My earlier post applies to you too.

 

That's a very long headline and I'm not totally sure how it links to the match.

 

I just realised this is a double whammy!!! Headlines-Rum and Ref Hooper!

great work - ought to win, but the very corruption you point to will ensure it doesn’t happen.

respect, my man

 

A quite subtle dig at Isak. Not sure if the public will pick up on that clever nuance.

 

You’re getting a bit lippy, mate. Careful, bad things happen to lippy people.

 

I just tried to say “lippy people” fast, three times in a row… impossible

 

Don't call him a nuance. And don't try to disguise it by prefixing with "clever" to distract him.

 

"At Least We Aren't Man U"

 

Isak strike punishes Magpies