I remember the days Clare Balding used to present Crufts in a lovely blouse and now she’s throwing 2 footed tackles in on Virgil Van Dijk. She’s changed
A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a c*ck for nearly two weeks now." I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around. We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.