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Biggest ****

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM.

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Who is the biggest ****?

This poll will close on Sep 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM.
  1. Owen

    75.0%
  2. Isak

    25.0%
  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    So who is the biggest ****?

    Michael Owen

    Or

    Alexander Isak
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Thought you were voting for people on here and I was actually interested.

    The answers Owen, he's a ****ing freak. Hate his guts.

    I'd welcome Isak back in the 11 tomorrow.
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Owen. I don't think we know the whole story on Isak, the only thing we know for sure is he is represented by a horrific agent who's been banned from various clubs for his behaviour.
     
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  4. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    I’d also welcome his goals and his presence as a striker; but that’s highly unlikely to happen due to him being the **** he is.

    I voted Isak the biggest **** due to his previous idolised status, due to the timing of it all, due to the impact on our transfer window, due to the effect on the opening two games of not having a CF solely because he’s on strike, due to him making the public statement whilst under contract, due to the surprise revelation of what a selfish and unappreciative person he is, due to his violently kicking the legs out from beneath the glorious optimism so many of us had at the end of 24/25… and due to the way he’s made our club become the target of piss-taking and mockery.

    Owen’s a **** but had no positive impact on us anyway.

    So Isak’s the ****iest ****.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    !00%
     
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  6. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Got to be Isak for me.

    Owen's contract was up and even if he had played he'd have only given the square root of **** all in terms of effort anyway. Isak has 3 years to run and is trying to wriggle out of his contract. Look at Guehi and Eze both getting/got moves but still playing up to the last game possible, giving their all and doing things the right way. Isak has been badly advised but lets face it - he's a big boy who can take or leave the advice he's being given. Think we can all accept he wants the move to Liverpool, but to refuse to play is bordering on unforgiveable regardless of "promises".
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    This is not even a question, it's obvious Owen.

    Owen was on insane money when he was here, far more than anyone else, and he spent 4 years utterly uninterested, making minimal effort, being out for endless periods with trifling injuries and generally being an overpaid waste of space. He then jumped **** to Man U (making all his beloved Liverpool fans think he's a **** in the process), and stole a title there, then repeatedly badmouthed us afterwards. Owen was 25 and a hot property when he arrived, and left a washed up shell of himself.

    Isak we bought when few had heard of him, and he's played out his skin, scored amazing goals (including the winner to get our first trophy in 70 years), and become easily one of the best strikers on the planet. This summer has left a sour taste, but on the pitch Isak has been an absolute legend.

    The two are just not comparable.
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    remember his portfolio he produced <laugh>
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    How could I forget, everyone needs a Clean & Fresh, Articulate and Good Looking striker. And for some reason he seemed to think 29 and turning 30 in a few months made him "young" as a footballer.

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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    If it's not a question then how come you have given an answer?
     
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