The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week. There be some pretty big chouxs to fill when he goes....
I first met my girlfriend on a village green! There were marquees, food stalls, tug of war and a tombola Fete brought us together...
My mother in law is a big woman, she got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get round her. But he didn't have enough petrol....
