My wife came into the bedroom wearing only stockings and suspenders. She walked slowly over to the stereo and pressed play and a Take That song came on "Oh for f*ck's sake" I moaned. "Put something else on" "What would you prefer?" she purred "Coldplay? Snow Patrol?" "No, a dressing gown!
An Anagram, is a word or phrase made by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. Mother-in Law / Woman Hitler
The last known photograph of Michael Rockefeller, who disappeared in 1961 in Papua New Guinea while researching the Asmat people, a cannibal tribe. When First Contact Was Made https://youtube.com/watch?v=xj583uWJmfs… The geezer on the right's face . . . . whilst waiting for dinner ! Livingston apparently took a packet of knorr chicken stockcubes, 500g of red lentils, 4 big spuds, 3 carrots and a leek in his back pack please log in to view this image