Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

You’re all getting a bit too CARRied away with the MATTers at hand. Chill the **** out, he’ll be back with his tail between his bollocks come 1st Sept when the dippers on their board have seen him for who he really is!

 

It's beginning to sound like Newcastle are done in the window unless Wissa happens.

The psr noises starting, along with the small group of players we're looking at messages.

No strikers this season seems possible.

 

WTF happened to you lot last night. What happened to a good free for all deflection attack at the bedwetters?

It would appear that you guys have accepted we are not getting a decent striker and are starting to accept fate.

Stand Larson is coming to save us for 60m.

 

A few people have volunteered themselves into my Dibling webb, but nothing out of the ordinary occurred.

I don't think Newcastle would pay that for him mate.

It's not looking like we'll get anyone.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...r-isak-affair-has-created-its-own-sub-reality

He's not wrong.

 

I read half of it and just couldn’t understand much of what he was saying.

So could you summarise please.

 

He said "He's not wrong".
I'm not really sure how to easily summarise that in fewer words. Maybe "He's right"?

 

only 1 man can save us

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I heard that he's Bad.

 

can be but most of the time he is a ......

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anyway, I expect it to be quiet now on the transfer front, until after Monday night.

 

Well we don’t work weekends for a start.

 

I wear the trousers in this house!






On Tuesdays

 

Just seen our illustrious yet moronic owners have loaned John Duran to Fenerbahce. I mean how the **** does that happen in our current position?!

 

He has major issues. One to avoid.

 

So we're down to Larsen (highly unlikely as Wolves also need one striker already, let alone two), Jackson (competing with Villa) and then possibly a loan move for Watkins if Villa get Jackson. That's it, right?

 

Maybe, just maybe, we didn’t want him for some reason that you aren’t aware of. Wild guess, I know.

 

Impossible, I know everything.

 

Possibly. Maybe they are interested in others