Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

So many levels….!

 

If you google “Newcastle statement responding to Isak” you’ll get some helpful tips about how to reintegrate me….

 

Thank you, Paul Mitchell

 

Yeah, but I just can't be arsed.

 

Too many pages, can’t be arsed, tell me who we’ve signed to solve the striker crisis?

 

Ahhhh! I’ve got it now…. this is a psycho-drama, you’re projecting your feelings for Isak onto me! And you’re saying to me all the things you wish the club could say to Isak… that’s healthy. And it’s very good to know this isn’t personal - you take care brother

 

We've sent Cara Matt to the Mackems on a free transfer.

 

We’re keeping our powder dry till the back end of the window…. mum’s the word, Roly, mum’s the word

 

Don’t bring his mum into it man… she’s got 3 days before she needs to wash the sheets again, let her have a weekend off man.

 

I’m just trying to keep his spirits up!!

 

It would’ve been three days but @CaraMatt has upset me so much I’ve even wet the Mattress.

 

Now @CaraMatt THIS post is worthy of a like. Take note.

 

FFS

 

Bastards.

 

It’s fine, it doesn’t really Matter.

 

that’s it - Liverpool for me and Alex then

Strand Larsen for you losers

 

Sometimes, I just like to google “Victor Osimhen Newcastle” for a lift

 

Have fun CarragherMatt.

 

It was never linked to Carragher! … it was about Caratacus - the Briton that took on the Romans

you’ve gone too far

 

Hmmmm. So the Roman army that conquered all before it, used people from conquered lands and trade partners on way to Britain, so in this case celts and Gauls with quite a few from Bohemia or as we like to call it today the Czech Republic…… very appropriate name mate saying as we know who your master is