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    Went to boots they don’t sell boots.
    Went to Currys they don’t sell curry.
    Went to Selfridges they don’t sell fridges.
    And that Virgin Megastore well what a f*ckin let down that was.......
     
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    Found out my wife is cheating on me today. When I asked when she'd be home she said, "10-15 minutes max."

    My name is Stephen.
     
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