I went into my 12 year old sons bedroom yesterday and saw he had a 42 inch plasma TV... so when he got home from school I questioned him... "Where did you get the TV, did you steal it?" "No, I didn't steal it, I bought it." "Where did you get the money, you dealing drugs?" "Of corse not, I saved up my hiking money." "Wtf is hiking money?" "Well whenever your out, uncle Bob comes round, gives me a twenty and says 'take a hike'..."
Well, I've now got a hearing aid, false teeth and a wig. Must admit, after grandmas will reading I'm feeling a little bit hard done by….
