Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

He used to write in the Sunday Sun. He looks like an illegitimate brother if Liam and Noel Gallagher, who was rejected and prevented from playing with Oasis for lack of talent, then descended into alcoholism as a result

 

Back in October 2021 I was thinking "FFS, they'll be miles ahead by the time we get back in the Prem"

How wrong I was

 

This meltdown is class, they’ve totally lost the plot.

https://x.com/TheToonminator0/status/1957895137821864171

Humiliating an entire nation, geordie or saudi?

https://x.com/ToonMouthTyne/status/1957903335127937189

 

You know what mate, I always knew they'd **** it up some how. And its looking more and more likely I was right.

 

Good lad. Gets some serious stick , but is hugely more suited to TV than Shearer, who frankly cannot get a sentence out without stuttering or repeating his words.

He must be a right greaser that bloke. The type who knows who to keep in with, and whispers behind backs.

 

Can I just ask a serious question mate ...

... is all this actually happening or are people, on this forum, just making it up for the craic?

 

I don’t think they will turn the corner to become liked again, once you are going the wrong way you carry on going the wrong way for a long time.
They are just like dog **** on your shoe to everyone apart from mag fans.
Long may it last

 

The thing is, that if the Saudis force him to stay - and this is a macho thing now so they very likely will - Isak will end up playing for them again.

Then all the bile, all the hatred, all the insults, all the attacks, all the self pity will vanish like ghosts at dawn.

It will all have been a dream that didn't happen, a torment inflicted by Puck, in the form of the evil media and Liverpool.

It's going to get funnier, and if their lives were depending on it, most just cannot see it.

What would we do without them? Even with hundreds and hundreds of millions spent, CL football, a League Cup win and a side with no threat of relegation , they are still a laughing stock.

 

No matter what happens it's been class.

If their owner gets his way, they'll be known as a club that kidnaps their own players, especially given Mohammed Bin Salman's past form.

If Isak manages to escape, their fans will lose their tiny minds.

 

They have two Nashuns :-(

We haven’t got an airport :-(

But on the upside we don’t look like a bunch of backward buffoons

 

I think the people who make them posts actually believe what they are saying in their warped minds is true.

 

Shearer is behaving like a petulant child (again).

At the time Owen said Anal should have worked for the Newcastle Tourist Board as he convinced him to sign for the skunks. I’m sure it later transpired that Anal had it in his contract he had to be the clubs top earner and with Owen signing he got a very hefty pay rise.

In fairness they both fleeced the club. and played a massive part in relegating them in 2009.

 

I'm not sure after reading this

 

They should have asked him what his view was on Gordon going on strike to play for the Saudis?

I’m sure Anal wasn’t as vociferous on that.

We need to think of Anal, he has had a bad week but he doesn’t half come across as bitter and petulant. Long long long may it continue

 

It's incredible that Shearer is behaving just like the Mags ...

... no dignity, no decorum, just foot stamping and tantrums.

He'll be out smashing up phone boxes before long.

 

I've had a rough day but this thread has cheered me up

 

If these questions are actually sent in, then the question regarding Gordon would have definitely been asked.

But they are all buddies together. The question will either have been ignored, or they are just made up.

 

Yes but tomorrow is another day...
...and they will still be complaining