My Mrs is one of these two Depending on if summer or winter... I'm actually nearly as brown as her currently cos I spent a week down the coast. She doesn't like that cos she's a racist probably
Means your kid is going to be the shade in the right hand corner. Which means your pasty white January skin is gonna get called a nonce when you're playing with them down the park.
I'll train my kid to join the wind up with me. I'll get them to ask the shouters to help them and call the police. Then when they come the kid will say the shouters are trying to touch them up. That how my fam will roll
One of my daughters is clearly mixed raced with brown eyes and the other is clearly white with blue eyes... which one should have taken out to the park
Was in a pub with my dad a few years back and we got chatting to this couple, when he went toilet they asked if he was my dad and I said no he just pays me for sex " back in a few mins" then I went to the toilet. When I came out they had moved seats and I told my dad they were offended by his **** jokes Told him the truth when we left like, he took it well cos he's a proper dude
