Online Safety Act Legislation

@Spurf

 

I'm unhappy with their access to my fortnightly dog food orders. Thanks bro.

 

Saw some **** in Parliament calling for VPN age verification because the moronic policy to need age verification for adult sites can be got around by literally any teenager with the most basic grasp of technology. It’ll be age verification required for the age verification site next. ****ing idiots. Fix some potholes and stop the boats.

 

They should just lob a few jizz mags in random bushes here and there and save themselves a fortune on trying to police the tech

 

Ah the good old days. When you found an encrusted titty mag in a bush as a 12 year old boy, it was like striking gold.
You became everyone's best mate for the next 48 hours!
I miss the 80's/90's!

 

It's not to keep kids off porn sites or our online safety.

It's to snoop

 

Obviously luv you've nothing to hide.

Some iPhone users might tho

 

The snooping is absurd all I have to do is have a short conversation about anything and it'll pop up in adverts within an hour.. Don't even have to pick up my phone it's always listening. I don't really care but it's a bit much.

 

Not just your phone either mate your TV, Alexa, basically anything with a camera or a microphone on the same WiFi network can snoop on you.

Privacy is a dream these days

 

Massive bushes found in the bushes

 

This gives me a idea for a thread

Shaved pumpum or mammoth pumpum.

I can't do mammoth pumpum myself that's from an era when men had perms and moustaches.

I have a French crop and fade namsayin

 

It’s seriously weird being into proper deep rough. Just off the fairway is fine but 70s-style minge remains weird. Surprised it’s never been discussed here before.

 

The conversation has definitely been had but not specifically in a dedicated thread.

Sex robots don't have mammoth pumpums

Yes I made a sex robot thread once. No one took it serious tho which is a shame cos we're nearly there lads

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I don't think it needs a thread.

Shaved it is

Unless you're @FosseFilberto or @duggie2000 obvs

 

Fosse had to do a frodo baggins length journey through mirkwood just to taste the pumpum

 

Fosse takes a Scythe out on a date.

 

Nowt wrong with a woman looking ...like a woman

 

Fosse after he's seduced the Mrs successfully

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