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    I saw a man carrying a door handle today and asked him why?
    "It gets me out of the house," he said.
     
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    I was sitting in McDonald's with my coffee this morning and asked the young lady opposite me if she had any spare milk.
    She snarled back, "Do you f*cking mind, I'm trying to feed my baby!"
     
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    I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch Batteries fitted £2.50." I thought why would anyone pay to see that.
     
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    I've found that I sleep better when naked . . . . why can't flight attendants understand that ?
     
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    My friend went to the doctor's, who said "I'm sorry, but you've got a malignant melanoma."
    He said "Please doc, just say it . . . . you mean the C word ?"
    The doc replied "Okay . . . . you've got a malignant melonama, you ****."
     
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    A suicidal Irish twin kills his brother by mistake !
     
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