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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    cheese and onion flavour
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 1, 2025
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    Worms for your dinner
     
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    cooked by Gordon Ramsay
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 3, 2025
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    who swore all the
     
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    Cheeses were completely off
     
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    colour because they were
     
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    bought from Lidl, where
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 7, 2025
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    everything is two for
     
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    Free, today and tomorrow
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 11, 2025
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    but be quick as
     
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    Swanitalian, Aug 11, 2025
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    Rachel Thieves is ready
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 11, 2025
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    in the wings and
     
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    Swanitalian, Aug 12, 2025
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    desperate for hard cash
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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    To pay big bills
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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    LIBERTARIAN, Aug 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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    Didley Squat, Aug 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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    on the menu at
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Aug 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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    prepared by David Lammy
     
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    on yet another trip
     
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    Swanitalian, Aug 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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