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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I said to my wife last night, "Do you fancy going to a different bar for a drink?"
    She said, "Yeah, I'll get my jacket."
    I said, "Good, because I think I'm in with that blonde with the big t*ts stood at the bar."
     
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    Got a note through my door today that read, "Meet me 8pm tonight behind the bus garage if you like having your c*ck sucked - signed Kinky School Girl xxx"
    So I went there, waited for ages. No one turned up.
    Went back home. My house had been burgled.
     
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    I lost my job today at NASA MISSION CONTROL.
    I misheard when they said....
    "It's lunch time."
     
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    spirit of 73, Aug 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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