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What the **** has this country turned into.

 

He thinks he is a good salesman. I sold him a dog which was actually a baby Alligator. Actually swapped it for 2 golden tickets. Good deal I think..

 

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You've no undies. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency,
here's £10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie!
Where are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love 'o Jesus, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit!"

 

Any bass guitar players on here want to share some straightforward bass lines.
I am currently playing God save the Queen by Sex Pistols which is quite easy if that is your sort of music.

 

How straight forward?
If you’re just starting out then really just try and few songs you like and if you can’t play them then come back to them when you’ve done a bit more.
Some great tutorials for most things on YouTube too.
Shayla by Blondie is nice as it’s really slow, just one note in places, but then has a few nice little hooks.
But you can’t go wrong with a bit of pink for relatively easy lines. Warhead by UK Subs is a starters line.

 

Didn't have you down as a 'Pink' fan

 

Me tutu

 

Den's in touch with his feminine side.

 

It's in the key of A major ...Fill your boots old bean

 

Pink’s Not Dead!

 

Smoke On The Water is what every budding guitarist used to play. Seven Nation Army is another easy one.