Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

It's between us and Villa to help each other out to challenge the cartel.

 

Hhhmmmm

 

Still needed it for psr so unlikely, but not impossible. They're in the **** like we were.

 

2025/26 Squad:

Pope, Ramsdale
Trippier, Tino
Schar, Thiaw
Botman, Burn
Hall, Target
Bruno, Joelinton
Tonali, Miley**
Ramsey*, Willock
Elanga, Murphy
Barnes, Gordon
Isak, Osula, CF*

22 man squad for the EPL (If Ramsey and a striker sign* (not counting Miley as no need to register)). Would still need to drop one from the CL squad but presume that would be Osula or Targett as we can cover them in that squad. If Isak goes and we can spend a wedge on a decent.replacement.

 

Oh no here come the longstaff brigade.

Guimareas is key... Gets some **** for losing the ball but nobody seems to notice the defenders literally having to give it to him with 3 players on him for 90 mins.. Gets out of it 99 times out of 100 .... He's our best player imo... I know people say Tonali and that's fine but I think Bruno is... Both are elite.

 

Why is it not 25? When did that change?

 

His agent is apparently on the way over today.

 

to be told to feck off

 

So statistically we are better without him? Am I reading this correctly?

 

Much better. Defend from the front. The goals against difference is crazy.

 

It’s an interesting stat. Quick sell him for 110m.

 

Just step into this room and we will be with you shortly. Ignore the plastic sheeting, just doing some decorating.

 

Proves that he's nothing much more than a sulky penalty merchant. He's going to flop wherever he goes.

 

Hopefully they cut his balls off first and shove them down his throat.

 

Every time time I see you post the word apparently I know it's from twitter. The last one you used was about Isak apparently signing a new contract.

I woke 8 hrs later to read Isak had refused to play for Newcastle ever again.

These twitter accounts are as reliable as my plane spotting for Christs sake.

 

Yup - I'm quoting some supposed "news" from twatter to show how ridiculous some of it actually is.

But Isak's agent is reportedly flying over here for "talks" with NUFC.

 

I saw it on Twitter and thought it was quite interesting. We get a striker that knows how to score (wissa?) and the rat leaving, might not have as much of an impact as people are thinking.

 

It is but I just bring myself to include Krafth and Lacselles

 

Someone like him probably isn't stupid enough to come to Newcastle right now.

A sly **** will always think firstly about self preservation and he is I'm sure more than capable of using whatsapp or zoom.

 

I thought you were a professional. Your telling me your plane spotting skills are flawed?