I found a lion and a witch in my wardrobe the other day… When I asked what they were doing they said “it’s Narnia business”
Went to boots they don’t sell boots. Went to currys they don’t sell curry. Went to selfridges they don’t sell fridges. And that Virgin Megastore well what a f*ckin let down that was.
The family of missing 11 year old Imran have released an heartfelt urgent appeal… ‘Is anyone available to cover his shifts in the shop for the rest of the week.’