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What would you do if your sister bought these footballers home?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Samuel L Ameobi, Dec 12, 2011.

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  1. The Situation

    The Situation Active Member

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    You could just save yourself a wife, and open up this question to the Not606 community, I bet theres a lot of prominent blow dryers, its a lifestyle!!

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    The Situation, Dec 12, 2011
  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    John Terry - Ask him how Bridges wife is now (****er)
    Sammeobi - Give him a cuddle
    Ashley - Ensure he aint gonna sell my sister, before kindly asking him for ownership of the club
    Gazza - Ask him for some tips on shell suits and being a pop star
    Routledge - Tell him that although hes never done it before he sould try and put the ball in the net sometimes
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 13, 2011
  3. Alfie

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    Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out that Joey is being constantly fraped by Stephen Hawking?
     
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    Alfie, Dec 13, 2011
  4. simonbh7

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    Balotelli - Buy her some oven gloves to be worn at all times
    Tiote - Make sure that she NEVER upsets him or worse dumps him.
    Cabaye - Place mirrors all over the house so that I could see him from every angle.
    Ranger - Rip that ridiculous tattoo off his lip.
    Obertan - Send for Stephen Hawking
    Barton - Cancel my internet subscription
    Coloccini - Even with Colo my wife would be safe (You haven't seen her)
    Carroll - Get him to tarmac my drive but never let him park his car on it for fear of an arson attack.
    Rooney - Hide my granny
    Perch - Warn my sister that he makes lots of mistakes in the box.
     
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    simonbh7, Dec 13, 2011
  5. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    Tiote - Tell her he will ruin her for other men
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Dec 13, 2011
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