Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, ‘Are you looking at my pussy?’ ‘Yes, I'm sorry’ replies Paddy and promises to avert his eyes. ‘It's quite alright,’ replies the woman, ‘It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.’ Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Paddy who is getting really interested, enquires what else the wonder pussy can do. ‘I can also make it wink,’ says the woman. Paddy stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. ‘Come and sit next to me,’ suggests the woman, patting the seat. Paddy moves over and is asked, ‘Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?’ Stunned, the paddy replies, ‘F*ck me! Can it whistle as well?’
I just bought the autobiography of the man who invented sellotape. Trouble is, I can't find the beginning
