British Politics spam thread

His Haiku

 

But how are your plums coming along you commie old ****tard?

 

He was an old man in the 1970s, surprised to see he lasted till 2005.

 

There's nothing to process: "The result of your asylum application is... **** off".

 

I've got an excess of cucumbers. Any suggestions what I should do with them?

 

Shove them…


In some pickle brine

 

Keir Starmer's government's approval rating is now 13%

 

These far right white supremacists seem to be a very diverse group.

 

Deport.

 

You could make some great social housing for 3rd World people in North London on those allotments, perhaps another mosque?

Only far right racists would disagree.

You can't be growing your own food in London that's what Tesco is for

 

A farmer works on a farm doing farming.
A gardener works in a garden doing gardening.
How is someone that works on an allotment described?

 

Seizing the means of production

 

Property is theft

 

Most people would pay good money to have **** all to do with these incompetent ****ers.