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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    31.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    12.5%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    25.0%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    37.5%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    12.5%
  6. We want Farage...

    6.3%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    12.5%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    25.0%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    43.8%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    68.8%
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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Exactly. If you’re 30 or above and would sleep with a teenager, you are a predator.
     
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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    That’s true, though.

    These Labour ****s need gone.
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

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    Or a cougar, it's funny how things change when roles are reversed.
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    It’s not the same. Women are sweet and innocent. They’re caring and will look after you.

    Men will use and abuse young girls for their own sick gratification.




    Only joking, I don’t think it’s right either if a woman over 30 goes after teenage lads.
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Just had a thought…

    If Trump finished his last term as US president and then come over here to lead the Reform party on the premise that he’d sort our immigration problems out…

    Does anyone think he’d have a chance of being voted in by the UK electorate?
     
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  6. brb

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    Good question, and it's a minefield of answers...

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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Don't think he'd be eligible would he? Have to be a British/Commonwealth citizen.
     
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  8. brb

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    His criminal record would be a major obstacle in getting citizenship. Suppose if he came over in a dinghy we could overlook that. Boris was born in New York, but both of his parents were British (I think). Trumps mum was born in Scotland, probably his attachment to the place. It's a non runner, but interesting, I wouldn't put anything past Farage, but can't really see why an American would want to run a tinpot island that has no identity, maybe he'd build a tunnel from Scotland to New York. :bandit: <tongueincheek>
     
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  9. Saf

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    Possibly. It was just a hypothetical question really.
     
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  10. Saf

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    I just think he’d love the attention and in his own warped mind, the admiration.

    Like you say, he’s got his Scotland connection so they’d probably get their independence vote again.

    He hates the EU, so he’d probably get them in line and finally a good and fair Brexit deal with his tariffs :bandit:
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  12. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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    'an honest journalist' <laugh>
     
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    There is that lol

    But quite a juncture from the chief political writer for the Torygraph
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    King Jezza is gonna deport you to the Isle of Dogs when him and Sultana are King and Queen.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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