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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You want proof, here…….

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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    And this joke was only 3 days old….


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    U2 have announced they're releasing a board game call Bonopoly.

    It's like Monopoly, but where the streets have no name....
     
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    Paddy & Murphy are in a pub when a women starts choking.

    As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse!

    The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
     
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    Our grandad was a golfer. His dying wish was to be buried under the local shop.

    He's now 6 under Spar.
     
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    I just saw this fella running down the road with a cape on...

    I shouted: "Are you a Superhero...?"

    He said: "No, I haven't paid for my haircut...!!!"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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