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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    31.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    12.5%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    25.0%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    37.5%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    12.5%
  6. We want Farage...

    6.3%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    12.5%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    25.0%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    43.8%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    68.8%
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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    On a lighter note the volume of scantily-clad straight birds out around here today is off the charts. It’s the new Halloween.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah loads of examples of similar. Probably Elvis the most famous one.

    Think a lot of South America still has very low age of consent laws.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Argenteener
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    No you don't, you probably remeber someone from your board, or among your circle of friends, saying it and you've decided it was me because you're a cock.
     
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  5. brb

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    Yeah that's how some of the states in America work with the law. Can't remember without looking it up, but there age of consent in some states is higher than the UK, and attached to that is the maximum age for a man to be in a sexual relationship with them.

    So as example just off the top of my head, a 25 year old man would be considered too old for someone of 17. There will be a chart on google that tells you by state. But my memory is all a bit sketchy on it.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Googling it probably gets you put on a watchlist
     
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  7. brb

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    <laugh>

    I googled it last time this debate happened, a few years back. Thing is some people even on here are 7 or 8 years older than their partner from memory, so we're probably all on watchlists in the UK.
     
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  8. brb

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    I would google the list, but football season is back for us lower league riffraff.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Accrington is a great away end.
     
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  10. brb

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    I have no high hopes for my lot there, I'll be happy if we only get a draw - I've not seen anything in the transfer window that convinces me we will be anything more than mid table, and after the last two or three season I've got beyond caring. But hopefully with the new manager coming in end of last season, there is always that smithereen of hope that can get snatched away from you.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    Conor Masterson will shine.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah think they're called Romeo and Juliet laws or something?
     
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    Bill Wyman!

    That's Britain ffs. Rolling Stone in his fifties was it? ****ing a fifteen year old in plain sight.

    But hey, he's in a rock band and ended up marrying her so all ok.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Because it’s better to kill yourself than be carted off to the nonce wing.
     
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    No, definitely you, Big Perv
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah this is what it comes down to, the man knowing what’s right and wrong. Loads of girls at that age are very impressionable and trying to act older than they are and some men prey on this.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Find it then, good luck with that as we both know I hit a bullseye.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    15? iirc she was 13, and then her mum married his son.
     
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    The dirty fecker
     
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