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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. brb

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    Not healthy, but full fat coca cola, chocolate and ice cream, you'd smash them scales...

    probably best to not follow my advice though.
     
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    Wrapped in bacon and BBQ'd, they're excellent...
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Eat your daily quota of protein so you're not losing muscle mass and then fill your boots with carbs and healthy fats.
    Your body will use the carbs first for energy and then store any remaining carbs and fat as fat. You want to gain fat?
     
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    If you're mainly sedentary atm you shouldn't need to do more than just eat a bit more than normal . Personally wouldn't to increase increase weight too quickly .



    says the man who the night after having a hugely distended kidney removed ate approx 6 or 7 hospital breakfasts <laugh>
     
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  5. Saf

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    Next week

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    What is a daily quota of protein in grams? I have no idea about this. When I’m at the gym and training, I just eat plenty of food and train hard. No time for calorie counting and all that. Seems too much hard work.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Forgot about them protein shakes. Good one, I can stomach those things.
     
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    1g per lb of lean body weight

    Remember that only 20% of the lean meat that you eat is protein.
     
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    Might as well just eat sugar if you're eating that ****.
     
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    Love me a good Guacamole and nachos

    Ya food Nazi
     
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    If you mash potato and season it, it's still called mashed potato. If you peel an avocado it's still an avocado.

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    Yes, mashed avocado is still mashed avocado, regardless of how it's prepared. :bandit:

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  13. brb

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    and who the **** peels cucumbers!
     
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    You've just been told that you're supposed to like it so you do.

    "It's a super food".
     
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    I went to a weird food place in Barcelona, I took a pic it was so bad. I'll find it.
     
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    Have a guess at what's on that plate?
     
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    Nah

    First had Guacamole in Mexico back in the 90's and loved it then.

    Has to be homemade though, none of this ****e out of a plastic tub from Morrisons.
     
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    Looks like the chef has been given some LSD and told to come up with something exciting

    Looks like a chocolate brownie, with hollandaise sauce, pistachio, prawns, spinach, parmesan cheese, doritos and strawberry blacmange <laugh>
     
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    It's just complete food snobbery, oh look at me I went to Mexico in the 90's and had Guacamole....freshly mashed avocado and seasoned, is still exactly that mashed avocado, it's just pretentious nonsense. It's like coleslaw, it's still cabbage and carrot whatever you want to call it.
     
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    wtf is that?

    Don't tell me, let me guess....Pink bubblegum salad!
     
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