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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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    wrong type of pig
     
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    Don’t fly do they
     
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    until they are kicked
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 16, 2025
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    Of the dirty cafes
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 16, 2025
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    where pigswill is given
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 16, 2025
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    to illegal immigrants who
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 19, 2025
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    smell worse than pigs
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 21, 2025
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    although they have free access
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 21, 2025
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    to Keir's private bathroom
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 22, 2025
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    where the bath is
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 23, 2025
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    filled with dog piss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 23, 2025
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    ready for his master
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 24, 2025
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    Bates is his surname
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2025
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    which is appropiate in
     
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    Mass debating school teams
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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    where the boys all
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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    enjoy a quick hand
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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    wash before eating the
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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    Cheese & ham toastie.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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    burnt to a crisp
     
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    Swanitalian, Jul 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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