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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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  2. rovertiger

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    I don't know mate because you wouldn't have got me anywhere near it to try. :emoticon-0145-shake:emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  3. rovertiger

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    Blimey someone’s peeling onions in my kitchen
     
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    Many on here show signs of monastic fasting...
     
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  7. Phinius T Bookbinder

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    Without the 25pound loss
     
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    That’s Dennis’s passport photo . <laugh>
     
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  9. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

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    A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.

    The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”

    His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.

    The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”

    Still silence from his wife.

    The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”

    Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.

    While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,

    “Damn it! You made me lose count!”
     
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  10. Ric Glasgow

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    Is that a typo?

    As in...Monastic Farting?
     
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  11. rovertiger

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    At first Ric, I read it as Monastic fisting, my mind boggled. <laugh>
     
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  12. Ric Glasgow

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    Erm,if you lower the tone much more...We might need to start providing passport details in the future to gain access to the forum:emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  13. rovertiger

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    <laugh><applause>
     
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    What apart from your usual generation alphabet assumptions makes you think boomers are tech-illiterate?
     
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  15. Cityzen

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    The kids of the Hamas leaders won’t be starving you can bet on that. Can’t see why we would have bombed our own city because some murderous twats were brought up there. No one voted them in unlike the ones who voted in Hamas.
     
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    The likes of Rover and myself? :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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