Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

I'm taking my dog for a walk.

 

Isak to PSG for £150m plus addons.

 

Newcastle are going to come out of this much better off. Thanks Isak for becoming the next Nunez.

 

I see the eager ones are already altering Scalvini's wikipedia page despite only small reports

 

Excellent

 

you'd have to be on crack not to sell him for 150m plus add-ons, it's half the price of the football club for one player

 

That’s the rumour and why we are exploring Miami.

Id be happy with Isak going to PSG. And they look like (Chelsea disaster aside) they could be the next big team in Europe.

 

Ligue 1 is ****ing **** still tho, crap league.

 

Doesn’t matter he would be at a monster club and capable of winning champions league trophies while playing in the easy league.

It’s perfect for him. Think of how many chances he would get.

At Liverpool he wouldn’t be the main man. It would still be Salah who will score more goals as he would be on penalty duty.

 

Salah is nearly 40 so if I was Isak I wouldnt worry about that.

 

Even if we don't sell Isak we still need another striker anyway, so I find it perplexing we haven't just signed someone.

We are probably in talks but piss farting about discussing the difference between 29m and 31m

 

Dubz apparently expected to go and join the squad on Asia tour. So I guess no goalkeeper deals planned this transfer window now. Plan must have been Trafford or nowt.

 

Yep and wouldn't you just know it? Mitchell wasn't beezelbub afterall and in fact was just telling the truth..

 

Well I'm on holiday in montenegro and just come back from swimming in the blue cave.

 

Chippy?

 

I can live with that. He’s an ok backup. Pope isn’t next level. There’s not that much between them.

 

They're both **** in opposite ways

 

Get a saudi club to buy isak then loan him back to us..the **** are the PL gonna do about it?

 

Yeah, I had assumed one of them would be going this window with an upgrade inbound. But hey ho.

 

Probably won't happen, but if that really has been the strategy all along, then I would piss myself laughing at all those media twats who have loved reporting about us losing our star to Liverpool.