Paddy & Murphy are in a pub when a women starts choking. As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse! The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
A married American millionaire businessman was filmed in the audience of a Coldplay gig, cuddling his married girlfriend. His wife is now divorcing him for around £40 million !!
I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi. I asked her: “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist?" She said: “No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi.“
