It’s like a competition with the Merseyside clubs to have the first openly gay premier league footballer
Anyone checked in the Newcastle lads…. Isak not travelled on tour because (make up excuse) the cabal don’t want Newcastle to bust their closed shop.
I've tried to settle them down with good tidings and I think most of them are okay with it. Expect a few Someone called me a scouse victim. I was livid obviously
Fancy loaning us Marmadashvilli, Danns and Elliott for the season and we’ll chuck 20m in the kitty so you can buy Isak as well?
You can't have the keeper but the rest are good to go. Keep the score mate we don't need it to get isak
Toon fans being aggressive and vile to Sucky who just popped over to offer his sincere condolences. Shameful from them but I expected no less.
It was the victim thing that really got me tbh I mean I'm not losing my best player to another prem side so didn't really make sense
Welcome to my world. I’m so used to them now that them not making any sense actually makes sense to me. They have no humility, a simple ‘thanks for the kind words Sucky’ would have done but they can’t even bring themselves to do that.
He's on there quite often, cracks me up, it's like someone's squeezing him every now and again when he talks
