They are adept at ramping it now, but surely worth a shot at the tailenders? However, Stokes bowled a full ball at Siraj, targeting the stumps, but he hit him back over his head for four. No. 11s can do more than just hold a bat these days - that’s down to T20; they have to learn to hit the ball. They might be needed to face a few balls at the end if an innings.
Well, there is no comedy thread so sport is next best. And if he thought he was a sportsman, at 6’7” and 300+ pounds, you wouldn’t argue.