I'd advise anybody against pressing the 'Emergency Stop' button on a treadmill going at high speed. I just did at the gym, and the bloke on it went f*cking flying.
I remember receiving a 100 metre certificate for running at school. It was presented in the worlds largest envelope.
On no account should you buy trainers when you’re fully aware they were made by children in Indonesia. I bought a pair yesterday and the stitching’s f*cking atrocious.
U2 have announced that they're releasing a board game call "Bonopoly" . . . . it's like Monopoly, but where the streets have no name !
