U2 have announced they're releasing a board game call Bonopoly. It's like Monopoly, but where the streets have no name....
Paddy & Murphy are in a pub when a women starts choking. As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse! The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
