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    Koreans come out with new vegetarian noodle snack.

    It's called 'Not Poodle'
     
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    I had a beer last night and on the side of the can, it said, “Best drunk in July, 2025”.


    I want to thank Heineken for this prestigious award.
     
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    Mick and Paddy are in London to donate sperm to a sperm bank.

    But it all ended up going wrong.

    Mick came on the bus, and Paddy missed the tube.....
     
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    I recently joined a nudist colony.

    The first few days were the hardest...
     
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    U2 have announced they're releasing a board game call Bonopoly.

    It's like Monopoly, but where the streets have no name....
     
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