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An entirely understandable state of affairs. Congratulations!

 

ORSTEINNNN

 

Excuse me?

 

EXCL: Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen he only wants to join Sunderland as club-to-club talks continue. Agreement now in place between 32yo & #SAFC. #Bayer04 asked by Switzerland midfielder to close deal rapidly. Negotiations ongoing @TheAthleticFC

 

Woah!!!! Come home xhaka!

 

Oh god

 

Wild. Hopefully the numbers add up with BL..

 

omfg

 

Dear god, I’m glad things are on the up and congratulations on adding to the worlds quantity of Sunderland fans (I say this hopefully mind, despite my own, his grandad and his uncles fanaticism my Son has no interest in football whatsoever)

 

GETTTT INNNNN ORNSTEIN WITH THE 40 YARD VOLLEY THUNDERBASTARD

 

wishing them both all the best mate... Its just awful what women go through...I was present at both my kids birth and thought to myself as my ( then wife) was pushing and clearly in agony....if roles were reversed....fcuk that...we would adopt. I'll never understand a woman going through that more than once.
The current Mrs Flanders had 2 kids, both pulled out of the sun roof... seems like a smart option that

 

XHAKAAAA

 

What a monstrous football association.

 

<insert US Office meme - it’s happening> as I don’t know how to put gifs on here

 

Now he'd make a good captain

 

**** me we're getting Xhaka (assuming everything goes well). I watch a lot of Leverkusen and he very much still has it. There were a lot of standout players in that Invincibles squad but he was absolutely excellent.

 

Yessss

 

I don’t believe it

 

Not over to the fat lady sings but I’m hoping we can sort a deal out with leverkusen