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The guy who promised to start contract negotiations with Isak's agent before end of last season, then did a u-turn, then got canned the second Al-Rumyan found out about it.

Just Don't blame it on the sunshine.

 

Well it's definitely not the fault of the moonlight.

 

3 word summary please

 

Not sure I believe that story... Who reported it? Craig hope probably.. He's the most unbalanced of the lot. Mitchell was hung out to dry over a comment he made and he might have just been correct.

I mean he's the only one of the lot of them that's seen what a big clubs recruitment looks like.

There's still time in this window, but I'm not going to lie I'm getting concerned as to whether the people at the reigns are going to get this sorted out.

 

All going well

 

Trev's a knob.

 

Significant bell end

 

I mean when we break it down, he told us it’s not the sunshine, it’s not the moonlight, it’s not the good times but it was certainly his sat nav.

 

In Trev’s defence he’s not been the same since he spotted the orange march on Saturday and they were all dressed like the village people

 

The problems only started when yout phone sat nav started getting all macho and chauvinistic with my sat nav.

 

Liam Kennedy chiming in saying things are poor behind the scenes to put it mildly. Thinks the Eales situation is a joke. Rudderless is the word he used.

 

Literally everything is getting worse

 

Did he ask the kind policeman in the studded leather cap for directions?

 

You mean when it pointed us in the correct direction to the motorway rather than the shopping centre?

 

TBF, it did think Chippy was with us.

 

Not the sunshine, moonlight, good time ....?

 

And up pops the Usain Bolt of the Forum.

 

*Decides to completely ignore the boogie, chauvinistic sat navs and how much of a knob Trev is*

Just remember lads, this is still possible: