Oh no! ... thanks for telling me... are you also scared of spiders? ... and congratulations on winning the League Cup ... you've gatecrashed the BIg 6 ... having equalled the feat that Swanswa and Birminham managed in the last quarter of a century
Been training with the 1st team squad for the last few weeks and he's Deffo good enough for a few 10/15min spells when we're 4nil up already
...you seem unnaturally concerned about relegation for some reason, dear Munse ... it's just a temporary state betwixt unfathomable (to most) glory ... and way more preferable to a mediocre existence ... or 'the Goodison stasis' ...as it's also known in popular culture ...
would be Owen and that lad who was hyped to be better than Sterling as the last attacking you uns at Liverpool that made the first team yeah. Ibe, that was his name. Eddie Howe spunked loads on him and he just vanished.
Seen him start in one game so far, can't remember which but as I've only seen one Liverpool preseason game, it must have been Preston. Looks like he's got a bit more weight than his picture suggests, and it sort of helps him hold his ground better than I'd imagined. Good luck to the kid, wish him well.
My last yoof call was my boi Harvey and look how he's smashing things. This ain't fosse yoof This is Sucky yoof Like lidl v MnS for yoof predictions innit
Not long now. It’s obvious he doesn’t want to be there. It’s at the point now where the best thing they can do is sell him. His head won’t be in it now if he has to stay another season with them.