Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes.... Wife: Where are you going? Husband: Watch the game at the pub. Wife: Why don't you watch it with me? Husband: I want to watch it with my friends. Wife: So I mean nothing to you? Husband: OK, OK. I am staying. Wife: Why is the goalkeeper in black? Husband: He is mourning his mother. Wife: The commentator how does he know all the names? Husband: It's his job. Wife: There's a goal. Husband: No, it's an offside. Wife: What is offside? Husband: No, it's a goal. Just kidding. Wife: OK, but what is offside? Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach. Wife: Where's the Coach? Husband: He is off the field. Wife: Why isn't he playing? Husband: No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics. Wife: Tell me, is Maradona there? Husband: No, he dîed. Wife: Oh my God, how? Husband: He watched a game with his wife. That's how the fight started.
